est. 1974 — Purveyors of Fine Foundations
Premium Pants.
Seriously.
Bespoke Y-front underwear in our signature Mustard & Mahogany colourway. Not for everyone. Definitely for someone.
New — Special Edition
The Deliver.
Yellow on the front, brown on the back, porkenPants!
Our most talked-about garment. Signature two-tone with the now-iconic delivery van patch.
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Three collections. One unwavering aesthetic.
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100% Organic Cotton
Grown without pesticides. Worn without regrets.
30-Day Returns (Unworn)
We said unworn. We mean it. We will know.
Crafted with Questionable Taste
Since 1974, unapologetically mustard-coloured.
Wear Them Everywhere
From the beach
to the bingo hall.
porkenPants go wherever life takes you. Bold enough for the Costa del Sol, subtle enough for a family barbecue. Probably.
Special Edition
The Deliver.
Mustard front. Mahogany rear. One embroidered van that says everything words cannot.
When the back door needs a signature. The Deliver features our iconic mustard front with a full mahogany rear panel and embroidered delivery van patch — because nothing says 'handle with care' quite like premium underwear. Whether you're signing for parcels or just making an entrance, The Deliver has you covered. Front and back.
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